Only 5 days til Cephalopodmas!

I always get caught out, forget to plan, then suddenly Cephalopodmas is upon us! Only five days left to resolve the ethical dilemma- to worship the squid, is it acceptable to eat the squid?- and to fight off the descending hordes in order to borrow a prized copy of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea. So, what've you got planned for next Saturday night? A seafood feast? A Lovecraft read-in? Hardcore tentacular fondling? Do tell!